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When I tell my girl i'll change for her M. In 1999, Japan redesigned its flag.
Me: God, who created you? God : What? No one. Me : So you Believe no one created you? God : Yup. Me: So you're an athiest. God:
This dude married a rich old woman just
to travel around the world, and
quarantine begins :)
Other people in the morning My first one hour in morning
Me: So what do you call gas
pedal in electric cars?
Elon Musk : gas pe..
Listen here, you
little shit
At the cinema with my Mum I want some No they're too expensive! snacks! At the cinema with my Dad ORN CORN DOP I know. Dad this is gonna cost 30 bucks.
is this a runway
Hurry up
Why listen to their footsteps When you can smell their fear
Boys in Chemistry Girls in Chemistry Lab Lab
Me: "I'm single cause the lord got someone special waiting for me" The lord:
Food:*Drops* Me:*Picks it up in 4.98 sec* Bacteria: IS. CACHET
The guy who gave his phone to be repaired before lockdown avyshek
They hired a new valet guy at my dad's office park. He seems to be a little 0.C.D.