Upload by cantaloupe19: They hired a new valet guy at my dad's office park..
They hired a new valet guy at my dad's office park. He seems to be a little 0.C.D.
The four horsemen of childhood memories
High schooler: l'd kill for college tuition US military recruiters: u/beakf You will?
YOU'RE SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE
GOOD
me
CORONA VIRUS
WHEN YOUR ACC
GOT BANNED FOR 10 DAYS
Memeganlink
how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
This is the kind of inspirational message thatI need JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TRASH DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO GREAT THINGS. IT IS CALLED GARBAGE CAN, NOT GARBAGE CANNOT.
When you gotta meet your girlfriend's
folks for the first time
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with a solution
The 4 stages of an 8 am lecture
When any girl asks me if she's getting fat I can actually HEAR you getting fatter. RnR
Me: "Yes,l am still young" My spine: | said we old today
The guy who gave his phone to be repaired before lockdown avyshek
Zombie apocalypse: Starts 14 y.o. girls: Zombies are also humans