Upload by 2biaz98: When any girl asks me if she's getting fat I can a..
When any girl asks me if she's getting fat I can actually HEAR you getting fatter. RnR
Me: *Feeds my cat*
My cat: *After few minutes*
Iam once again asking
for vour nutritional support.
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Me: *pulls up worn out socks*
My toe:
idearanted
bonjour
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HAPPY
WHEELS
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When you've mastered the art of
minding your own business
Them : How single are you? Me : OLIV OIL
Getting current events from the news chuttaretark eam Getting current events from memes
the sun mercury- prettycooltim my finger close ad button
Girls picking each other up at the airport:
omg how are you how was are your trip I
haven't seen you in forever omg
Guys:
When she's a perfect 10 but asks what a me-me is I'm going to have to reject your advances.
How it feels to go back to work after your lunch break
How to protect your home
in a zombie apocalypse
Not bad kid
My Mama: “lookin just like yo damn daddy Me sitting there tryna eat:
"I am sorry 007, but your country needs you here." NO FÜEL TO DRIVE 007 made with mematic
When you write "MINE! on her profile pic and she deletes it
I quit today e Hey, I'm quitting. How come? I just don't really like you guys no more I got a new job also so Each job requires a 2 week notice. This is extremely unprofessional on your part. Good luck eAcH jOb reQu- stfu you lucky you got a text tf Delivered