Mom: come unload the groceries Me and my siblings: Tik Tok
Me whenever I have to buy new clothes :
My cat looks like he just told his favorite
joke and he's so proud of himself
How coffee drinkers look at alcohol and drug addicts
Free 1 bedroom apartment
just keep doing dumb shit
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Вoo! Boo! Boo! AHHHH!!! kg, cm, km, °C
Did you know? f /Sarcasmlol Nothing starts with N and ends with G
ISEE HERE THATYOUVE BEEN ALOYAL CUSTOMER FOR 10YEARS! FLL JUST GO AHEAD AND INCREASE YOUR BILLINSTEAD OF GIVING YOU,THE SAME SWEET DEAL WE GIVE NEW CUSTOMERS,OK?
When your girlfriend is arguing with her dad and she says "my boyfriend isn't scared of you!"
Earth has a world flag that we will plant when we get to mars America: I don't think so.
Website: "your order had ship-" 11 Me: Track Package
Me: What should I do to improve my health? Doctor: Buy a bike and cut the carbohydrate Ме: deny.
When an electrician is disturbed to sleep
Imagine Surviving Covid19 Then China Releases Covid19S Plus Pro
Doctors: Don't worry, this x-ray is completely safe. Also doctors:
"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million a year?" Me:
the guy behind me in the self checkout lane Me trying to scan my bananas