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the guy behind me in the self checkout lane Me trying to scan my bananas
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
*says something in German* NAZI *more ger- Me Me YOU ARE A NAZI DO YOυ HATE JEWS My friends Me Me made with mematic
When you gotta meet your girlfriend's
folks for the first time
My Mama: “lookin just like yo damn daddy Me sitting there tryna eat:
When you are telling your grandparents about your job and they have no clue what you are talking about but they are still supportive.
Me after 8 exams in high school vs. me after 3 exams at university
Girls have a hard time choosing where to eat, because the last time they chose, they doomed all of humanity.
How come all the time
When you stfu to be the bigger person but they keep talking
When you're watching the news with your wife and it's about how a woman murdered her husband, and she says, "I wouldn't have gotten caught." Kermit. I wouldn't have gotten caught!
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
When she's a perfect 10 but asks what a me-me is I'm going to have to reject your advances.
my finger wrong tooth mytongue touching the tooth with the food stuck init
Me: My friend over there thinks you're cute The girl: ew! My friend: *visible sadness* Me: I know right! He hasn't got any taste Me: My friend: