Upload by skankhunt42: Me replying back a week and a half later: I'm fine..
Me replying back a week and a half later: I'm fine and you
UGH MOMMY THOSE TWO MEN ARE KISSING EACH OTHER BASE BALY DONT LoOK AT THEM, RICKY. I DONT WANT YOU TO BE INFLUENCED BY.. ОHGODNO RICKYYY IT IS TOo LATE, MOTHER I HAVE SEEN ΕνερΥΤΗΙNG
No one: My hormones: I said we mad today
Me trying to hold in a cough so people don't think I have the virus MEMES
Me: *stands up*
My dog:
You son of a bitch, I'm in
*happy doggo noises*
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PULP FICTION -ANUP She left me because of my poor English But I doesn't care.
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Alex Baze O Me: this meeting could've been an email. Also me: (gets an email) Goddammit.
Indian dude: blows into a weird pipe snake:
Me laughing at my own joke before | even tell it
Girls with their Guys with the bar $1,437 face wash of soap they wash their balls with
Scammer: Your car insurance is about to expire sir 11 year old me finding out I have a car:
"Where should we eat?" Me: Meme's MEXICAN RESTAURANT bonkers4memes LEAVE YOUR HOPES AND OREAMS AT THE DOOR ER
FRANK FRANK, MAN, YOU'RE ALIVE I JUST... I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU. OH FRANK I'M SO RELIEVED.
Guys with beards like this have a 125% chance of crying when angels deserve to die:
I quit today e Hey, I'm quitting. How come? I just don't really like you guys no more I got a new job also so Each job requires a 2 week notice. This is extremely unprofessional on your part. Good luck eAcH jOb reQu- stfu you lucky you got a text tf Delivered
Me: My friend over there thinks you're cute The girl: ew! My friend: *visible sadness* Me: I know right! He hasn't got any taste Me: My friend: