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when someone says "have fun at work"
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When you break something and you fix it just enough so the next person that uses it think they broke it
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When you're watching the news with your wife and it's about how a woman murdered her husband, and she says, "I wouldn't have gotten caught." Kermit. I wouldn't have gotten caught!
What school tries to turn us into: What school actually turns us into:
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Dads ideas are always the coolest
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When you accidentally hit restart instead of shutdown Uleyfrost999
When you walk in a room and forget what you were gonna do