Upload by cantaloupe19: When you're watching the news with your wife and i..
When you're watching the news with your wife and it's about how a woman murdered her husband, and she says, I wouldn't have gotten caught. Kermit. I wouldn't have gotten caught!
kids who played like this were the last coolest generation
WHEN YOU TURN
AROUND AND A STUDENT IS
6IN AWAY FROM YOU INSTEAD OF 6FT
DOESN'T MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT ONE GUY
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do u want water?
British асcent American accent Me, a european who learned english from youtube
Gym teacher: okay class we will do a nice slow jog Annoying athletic kid
The reason a deer's eyes are on the side of its head
When you are at your friends house and he start arguing with his mother TCH 6 SERI SAMS OVER ROLL VER
My Dad: I'm up by 4:30 every morning. You're gonna sleep your life away. My Dad at 6 pm:
When you sneeze 3 times in a row and
they say "shut the fuck up" instead of
"bless you"
True story
I might need two of them
When your friend says they are going to bed
but you catch them online an hour later
shitmemessay
5yr old me the first time my dad told the waitress I was going to pay the bill...
Losing power at work.... But you're an electrician.
People who drink black coffee trying to convince you that it taste good