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Her: Ruin my childhood Me: Ralph isn't Chief Wiggum's son Her:
Photographer: now pose naturally Instagram models:
My Dad: I'm up by 4:30 every morning. You're gonna sleep your life away. My Dad at 6 pm:
Me: God, who created you? God : What? No one. Me : So you Believe no one created you? God : Yup. Me: So you're an athiest. God:
Me thinking I shook enough The last drop of pee My boxers
Dads ideas are always the coolest
When you slide down a mountain and know you about to take hella fall damage
Girls with their Guys with the bar $1,437 face wash of soap they wash their balls with
True
greatest mysteries of the world: Big Dicks in his little brothers bum. Cat what which word is supposed to be cat
90's Media: AI WILL DESTROY THE WORLD IN A DECADE That Al today: dog
Me: *closes notebook/book a little too hard* The papers on my desk:
When someone calls you handsome.
And it's not your mom or your aunt.
Old white man calls you son Southern woman calls you honey Black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love Crusader calls you Brother Russian calls you comrade
Another great actor who wasted his life on drugs and alcohol.