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Me: God, who created you? God : What? No one. Me : So you Believe no one created you? God : Yup. Me: So you're an athiest. God:
IF MORNING BREATH HADA FACE
When you text someone something mildly offensive as a joke but now they've been typing out a response for the past 30 minutes:
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The reason a deer's eyes are on the side of its head
HOW I THINK I LOOK SUNBATHING HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK
When everybody's going through drama but you're antisocial so nothing happens to you
me going on a stupid little daily walk For my stupid physical and mental health
Website: "your order had ship-" 11 Me: Track Package
See a player
Panik
you killed the player
Kalm
but a player with a sniper trys to shoot you
Panik
FRENCH ITALIAN Singulier: le, la, l' Pluriel: les Singolare: il, lo, la, l' Plurale: i, gli, le GERMAN ENGLISH Nominativ der, die, das, die Akkusativ den, die, das, die Dativ Genitiv THE dem, der, dem, den des, der, des, der
Earth has a world flag that we will plant when we get to mars America: I don't think so.
Dads ideas are always the coolest
When you already high as eagle titties but you're next in rotation
HEY BABY, LET ME SEE THAT 346247 09/08/20 6.99
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: