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*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain:
No one: Movie directors when theres science they can't explain: I bet the quantum physics did this
100% of brain usage
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Her:I sent you a video on whatsapp Me: I can't open it, no storage space left Her: Delete some memes then Me: emocazio add feld NKED CONTACTS contacts. Delete Contact Cancel
British асcent American accent Me, a european who learned english from youtube
SOCIETY COLLAPSING AROUND US ME LOOKING AT FUNNY INTERNET PICTURES ECPD 4N60
Human in danger Robbers front door Actual apocalypse slightly open
When the mosquitoes see you have your ankles out
ISEE HERE THATYOUVE BEEN ALOYAL CUSTOMER FOR 10YEARS! FLL JUST GO AHEAD AND INCREASE YOUR BILLINSTEAD OF GIVING YOU,THE SAME SWEET DEAL WE GIVE NEW CUSTOMERS,OK?
How it feels working at a bank
Cat: the human gives me food. I must be a god. Dog: the human gives me food. They must be a god u/brinkz-
BLACK Astany Bas Leskst FLEX APE Not knowing what to wear Me The same black hoodie I've been wearing for 5 years
my mom wants to beat me
when she finds out, you got your tax return. MEM
If you remember this van THENY You had a wonderful childhood If you remember this one A bit less