Upload by Lolhunt42: Cat: the human gives me food. I must be a god. Dog..
Cat: the human gives me food. I must be a god. Dog: the human gives me food. They must be a god u/brinkz-
When your mom gives you a haircut and tells you what a handsome boy you are
Me searching for the personality I'm gonna show for the day
He took that personally
"Are you seriously going to cry because you don't like how your clothes fit?" Me:
My cat: *doesn't want to eat* Me: *shakes the bowl a little* My cat:
Me: *bites ice cream with front and bottom teeth* My nervous system: made with mematic
When you text someone something mildly offensive as a joke but now they've been typing out a response for the past 30 minutes:
Getting current events from the news chuttaretark eam Getting current events from memes
you're young again mom's making pancakes your friends are waiting for you on COD you wake up. You're alone in your cramped apartment with no one to talk to. You haven't seen mom in 4 years because she divorced and cut all ties. You still haven't made any friends at work because you're socially anxio
The real reason why facebook was down: facebook ON/OFF *click
No one: Trevor from Gta V:
t Normal heartbeat
Deceased heartbeat
JuMPScareD Heart
nobody: small dogs:
When your friend says they are going to bed
but you catch them online an hour later
shitmemessay