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jordan uh oh... made my boss mad by using the vacation days my boss gave me
Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me, we weren't there. We don't know what happened.
When you look at someone's phone and the wallpaper is a picture of themselves
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High schooler: l'd kill for college tuition US military recruiters: u/beakf You will?
Say no to junk food kids
"Are you seriously going to cry because you don't like how your clothes fit?" Me:
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ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BUT NEITHER WILL WATER OR MILK. menies comI
When you wake up and check your phone to see how much longer you can sleep, but it's right before your alarm rings erickandmeme UND [adult swim] booooo
beast mode
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
This speaks to me on many levels SAVE ENERGY How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left? ON OFF
When you trained your dog, to protect your partner, and you ended up having a disagreement with her 00