Upload by memelovergirl: When you look at someone's phone and the wallpaper..
When you look at someone's phone and the wallpaper is a picture of themselves
Me: *stands up*
My dog:
You son of a bitch, I'm in
*happy doggo noises*
ememesuleDon'tDeserve
Better than masks
We are all with you.....
Your brain is the most important organ in your body according to the brain
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When the dentist says that you cleaned your teeth really well
FRENCH ITALIAN Singulier: le, la, l' Pluriel: les Singolare: il, lo, la, l' Plurale: i, gli, le GERMAN ENGLISH Nominativ der, die, das, die Akkusativ den, die, das, die Dativ Genitiv THE dem, der, dem, den des, der, des, der
THE LOOK I GIVE MY WIFE WHEN SHE IS ON THE PHONE AND SAYS SURE HE WILL BE RIGHT THERE!
Me: "I'm single cause the lord got someone special waiting for me" The lord:
old me after watching a horror movie walking loudly, so ghosts know, that I'm not afraid of them 25 year
When you refuse to pay $20 for snacks at the cinema VON GOTS GEADEN WI. HELMIN
When I give you my phone to see a photo It means Don't swipe left Don't swipe right just see the photo and give my phone back
When the work snitch sends you a friend request No
That one molecule of Serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day