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That one molecule of Serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day
When ur happy the warm weather is finally here but the pollen count is 1 million IG: Gtank.sinatra
Me: *bites ice cream with front and bottom teeth* My nervous system: made with mematic
Let me guess. Russia
People who use YY/MM/DD People who use DD/MM/YY People who use MM/DD/YY
When I say "I'll let you know"... In conclusion, I ain't coming
This dude married a rich old woman just
to travel around the world, and
quarantine begins :)
Me: likes 98 heavy metal songs Also me: likes every single Taylor Swift song Spotify:
WHAT ARE YOUR SALARY EXPECTATIONS WHAT ARE YOUR SALARY RANGES TELL ME YOUR EXPECTATIONS SO WE CAN SEE IF YOU CAN FIT US TELL ME YOUR RANGES SOI CAN SEE IFIWANT TO PROCEED huno
Who wants to stop climate change? Who wants to change their lifestyle?
when you first start texting someone new and they randomly ask you to call them
Me looking for the perfect song to start cleaning the house ain
Dad telling a joke at home: Dad telling a joke at work :
Me watching my phone ring until I miss the call
*says something in German* NAZI *more ger- Me Me YOU ARE A NAZI DO YOυ HATE JEWS My friends Me Me made with mematic
Earth: *Wins Miss Universe Again* The rest of the universe: Am la joke to you?