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When ur happy the warm weather is finally here but the pollen count is 1 million IG: Gtank.sinatra
Me at 2am watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
When you're eating
something soft and you bite
into something crunchy:
The fuck was that
When you look at someone's phone and the wallpaper is a picture of themselves
Music from the 70s/80s/90s that none of my friends like Today's music My friends Me
When you trained your dog, to protect your partner, and you ended up having a disagreement with her 00
I quit today e Hey, I'm quitting. How come? I just don't really like you guys no more I got a new job also so Each job requires a 2 week notice. This is extremely unprofessional on your part. Good luck eAcH jOb reQu- stfu you lucky you got a text tf Delivered
Me in the shower trying to remember if I used the shampoo
Ну Did you know you stole something from me when we met yesterday Sorry l'll return your wallet. <> > You stole my heart
Sex?
Yes
Sex?
No
Me after 8 exams in high school vs. me after 3 exams at university
Me: fine l'll just run away Mom: you're 25 idgaf Me: go
Be prepared
Pianist Chemist Dentist
Good old days
Earth: *Wins Miss Universe Again* The rest of the universe: Am la joke to you?
My new favorite Photoshop genre:
Horror movie screams, but with
steaming hot pizza.