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NASA vs North Korea

Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"

WHEN IM WAIT TO DOWNLOAD FORTNITE ON MY PS5 IM STILL WAIT

When everybody's going through drama but you're antisocial so nothing happens to you

amanda "0.* pandemic or not, why do mfs stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line??

when you're laying in bed and you script a whole conversation in your head #Ston

"Are you seriously going to cry because you don't like how your clothes fit?" Me:

THE LOOK I GIVE MY WIFE WHEN SHE IS ON THE PHONE AND SAYS SURE HE WILL BE RIGHT THERE!

ME TO ME: DON'T STUDY THAT TOPIC IT WON'T COME UP IN THE EXAM. *READ THE FIRST QUESTION* unny IG

8 years old me after saying " Ladies first " to my male friend.

Me: - Gosh. why my back hurts so much? Also me:

Guys with beards like this have a 125% chance of crying when angels deserve to die:

me after I've jerked off the disgusting video still playing 407

True story

PRESIDENT AUSTRALIA A MAN IN SYDNEY IS COUGHING YES? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

Me after smashing three baskets of chips at a Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out