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When you're eating
something soft and you bite
into something crunchy:
The fuck was that
"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million a year?" Me:
Website: "your order had ship-" 11 Me: Track Package
I might need two of them
When she's a perfect 10 but asks what a me-me is I'm going to have to reject your advances.
Me looking back at the ATM afterwards to make sure that MF go back to the home screen... Igesupersaiyanpride
eating really nasty food at someones house This is good FX
ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BUT NEITHER WILL WATER OR MILK. menies comI
Me watching my phone ring until I miss the call
Watching 30 seconds ad before YouTube video Close the video and open it again to remove it
fax tho
Engineers creating the wifi password on router
lol
How close I get to quitting my job every day
Girls playing Uno:
lol its fine no
worries
im sorry but i have to
Guys playing Uno:
+4
fuck you
fuck you
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