Dad: *gets me a computer*
Me: Wow I finally have my own computer!
My sister:
Our Computer
When you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking
when people ask how you function on 3 hours of sleep 15 DURACELL Wod Sio &
The average person scrolls 5.03 miles a year on their smartphones Fitness is my passion. made with mematic
ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BUT NEITHER WILL WATER OR MILK. menies comI
setting an alamm for 7am at 3am
That's me
f(x) f(x) u/Kebablite NAKHNORRT
BLACK Astany Bas Leskst FLEX APE Not knowing what to wear Me The same black hoodie I've been wearing for 5 years
When you're watching the news with your wife and it's about how a woman murdered her husband, and she says, "I wouldn't have gotten caught." Kermit. I wouldn't have gotten caught!
This dude married a rich old woman just
to travel around the world, and
quarantine begins :)
Psychiatrist: all dreams have a
meaning
My dreams:
Dad telling a joke at home: Dad telling a joke at work :
Doctor: don't worry the X-ray is
completely harmless.
The doctor when you're getting the X-ray
entermemes.com
ME TO ME: DON'T STUDY THAT TOPIC IT WON'T COME UP IN THE EXAM. *READ THE FIRST QUESTION* unny IG