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Canadians when they see miles per hour instead of syrup per moose (Angry beaver noises)
When you look at someone's phone and the wallpaper is a picture of themselves
Her:I sent you a video on whatsapp Me: I can't open it, no storage space left Her: Delete some memes then Me: emocazio add feld NKED CONTACTS contacts. Delete Contact Cancel
me trying to make someone fall in love with me by staring at their photos instead of interacting with them 000
Mom: Why are you so happy? Me who is getting Billions of dollars from Nigerian king after giving my mom's credit card information
Me trying to hold in a cough so people don't think I have the virus MEMES
When everybody's going through drama but you're antisocial so nothing happens to you
When everything in my life has been going smoothly for 3 days 8.
When your cat disappear from ur house for two days and come back eregnant D net prepaet
*holds one app to delete it* The rest of the apps:
when you're laying in bed and you script a whole conversation in your head #Ston
Be prepared
When you see everyone going through drama, but you're antisocial so nothing be happening to you
Him: Are you still mad? I brought you food. Her: From where?
Good old days
"Are you seriously going to cry because you don't like how your clothes fit?" Me: