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when you're laying in bed and you script a whole conversation in your head #Ston
nobody: me in a math tests: ebu 2nd edition 126. C125 D 159 COPY MODE CLR ON ! LOGIC CONV dexter I be like yaaaaaah close enough"
when you offer food to someone
and they take too much
me: i don't have no money crackheads watching me spend it:
5 year old me telling my dog that if he speaksto me l'll keep the secret Мydog
8 years old me after saying " Ladies first " to my male friend.
No one : Not even a single soul : Kardashians : made with mematic
Me pretending to work when my manager walks by...
This is the kind of inspirational message thatI need JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TRASH DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO GREAT THINGS. IT IS CALLED GARBAGE CAN, NOT GARBAGE CANNOT.
woman
me wondering why
the dishwasher is
accusing me
of sexism
yelling
Normal person:7+6=13 me: if 7+7=14 & 6 is one Hess than 7 then 7+6 must be 13 e dt = 707
the guy behind me in the self checkout lane Me trying to scan my bananas
YOU'RE SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE
GOOD
kids who played like this were the last coolest generation
Me: *stands up*
My dog:
You son of a bitch, I'm in
*happy doggo noises*
ememesuleDon'tDeserve
When she's a perfect 10 but asks what a me-me is? I'm going to have to reject your advances.