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When the mosquitoes see you have your ankles out
They hired a new valet guy at my dad's office park. He seems to be a little 0.C.D.
When you're showing someone a movie you like and they get up to use the bathroom so you pause it and they say "just let it play" modm
UGH MOMMY THOSE TWO MEN ARE KISSING EACH OTHER BASE BALY DONT LoOK AT THEM, RICKY. I DONT WANT YOU TO BE INFLUENCED BY.. ОHGODNO RICKYYY IT IS TOo LATE, MOTHER I HAVE SEEN ΕνερΥΤΗΙNG
Family: *Insults my weight* Family: *Insults my friends* Family: *Insults my interests* Family: "You're being so rude, why aren't you spending time with us?"
Direct deposit: *hits* My brain: we want something nice to eat
Me getting a little hungry at midnight.
Friends: You free later tonight? Me: I got plans My plans:
THE LOOK I GIVE MY WIFE
WHEN SHE IS ON THE
PHONE AND SAYS SURE
HE WILL BE RIGHT THERE!
Me: likes 98 heavy metal songs Also me: likes every single Taylor Swift song Spotify:
When you're telling a story and someone interrupts u like "oh that happened to me too" and start telling their story
When you greet a dog and the owners greet you back IDON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!