Upload by Felex175: Family: *Insults my weight* Family: *Insults my fr..
Family: *Insults my weight* Family: *Insults my friends* Family: *Insults my interests* Family: You're being so rude, why aren't you spending time with us?
pc: *makes usb device unplugged sound* me: what got unplugged? pc:
me
CORONA VIRUS
When you've mastered the art of
minding your own business
That must hurt after a while
Checking the fridge a second time just incase some new food spawned KELP AQUA BREAD
i left you a surprise on your pillow omg no way i love u so much
When any girl asks me if she's getting fat I can actually HEAR you getting fatter. RnR
When you already high as eagle titties but you're next in rotation
How to properly store firewood
Ifunny.co
When you ask her what's wrong and she says "nothing" but spends the rest of the day looking at you like this
Mes god please give measign what should leat today? God: ulungrowable
When you get home and someone's eaten up all the food you been thinking bout all day
When you refuse to pay $20 for snacks at the cinema VON GOTS GEADEN WI. HELMIN
This speaks to me on many levels SAVE ENERGY How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left? ON OFF
Me in the shower trying to remember if I used the shampoo
When you lie on your application but get the job anyway