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i left you a surprise on your pillow omg no way i love u so much
Gym teacher: okay class we will do a nice slow jog Annoying athletic kid
When you take your sleeping pill with coffee
When I tell my girl i'll change for her M. In 1999, Japan redesigned its flag.
Me waking up from a 20min nap not knowing what year it is
When your mom gives you a haircut and tells you what a handsome boy you are
Laundry on the bed, waiting to be folded Me THE DAD Me going To bed
1989
It's amazing to think what great and exciting
things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years
2020
1.000 T-REX vs 80.000 CHICKENS -
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator
DOPAMEME APP
AND LOOK AT ALL YOU HAVE DONE AND THEN LOOK AT YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED
When you see everyone going through drama, but you're antisocial so nothing be happening to you
TWISTED TEA HARD ICED FEA ORIGINAL Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Cranberry
The last of a generation
Me getting shredded cheese at 2:46 AM The little man who lives in the fridge and turns the light on and off
When you're watching porn
together and she picks "Horny
gf gets gang banged by bf's
friends while he's at work"
The police just showed up and took the dog!! What!!? Why?!!! Unpaid barking tickets Why did I marry you?