When the cheese on the Big Mac don't melt.. ND ACE
The 4 stages of an 8 am lecture
When your phone autocorrects to holy sit
me: i don't have no money crackheads watching me spend it:
when they always ask "what are you doing stepbro?" but never "how are you doing stepbro?" 政 冰 致 家取
This iphone generation will never understand the struggle of pressing a button 3 times to get 1 letter Go to Menu HATCS -2Ano 3orr 5KL6 MNO 8-TUY 9 wXYZ #中。
- so you finally had all that free time
you've been asking for?
- yes
- how much did you get done?
Phet Grid
aborteddreams
Today 10:47 AM Has anyone ever told you that I have beautiful eyes? Sent Today 11:42 AM Thank youuuuuuu SPEECH 100
Me in the shower trying to remember if I used the shampoo
Waitress: enjoy your meal! Ме: you too! Five years later: of
Me buying a diamond ring for my crush and still getting rejected Penguins who propose using rocks and get accepted
Friends: You free later tonight? Me: I got plans My plans:
My kids at bedtime : I'm Thirsty Me : GO LAY TF DOWN taith Stand
when your phone is dead and you've gotta take one of those 90s dumps
Me after smashing three baskets of chips at a Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out
TWISTED TEA HARD ICED FEA ORIGINAL Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Cranberry