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Direct deposit: *hits* My brain: we want something nice to eat
you're young again mom's making pancakes your friends are waiting for you on COD you wake up. You're alone in your cramped apartment with no one to talk to. You haven't seen mom in 4 years because she divorced and cut all ties. You still haven't made any friends at work because you're socially anxio
THE LOOK I GIVE MY WIFE WHEN SHE IS ON THE PHONE AND SAYS SURE HE WILL BE RIGHT THERE!
WHERE COUPLES WHO CALL EACH OTHER KING & QUEEN GO TO USE WIFI McDonald's
When you get so drunk you
become a Disney princess.
it's educational so it's safe for work
Girls have a hard time choosing where to eat, because the last time they chose, they doomed all of humanity.
When the work snitch sends you a friend request No
"Stop being dramatic, it's just Country music." Me:
FRANK FRANK, MAN, YOU'RE ALIVE I JUST... I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU. OH FRANK I'M SO RELIEVED.
The moment when you realize fire trucks are actually water trucks Ohmygod!
Did you realize that God could
have created a Girlfriend for
himself but he didn't ? God was
avoiding something
Rodfan memes
Friend: Hey we have a pool, do you wan- Me:
no one: puerto ricans:
When you text someone something mildly offensive as a joke but now they've been typing out a response for the past 30 minutes:
Imagine Surviving Covid19 Then China Releases Covid19S Plus Pro
MY BOSS: YOU KNOW IT'S FORBIDDEN TO DRINK AT WORK?! ME: DON'T WORRY BOSS, I'M NOT WORKING