When your best friend's parents say "you're not a guest anymore, you're family"
My cats when the vet gives them a pill My cats when | (try to) give them a pill
when she finds out, you got your tax return. MEM
Me: fine l'll just run away Mom: you're 25 idgaf Me: go
I quit today e Hey, I'm quitting. How come? I just don't really like you guys no more I got a new job also so Each job requires a 2 week notice. This is extremely unprofessional on your part. Good luck eAcH jOb reQu- stfu you lucky you got a text tf Delivered
Earth: *Wins Miss Universe Again* The rest of the universe: Am la joke to you?
When everybody's going through drama but you're antisocial so nothing happens to you
I don't need a basket. Me 6 minutes later:
11 pm: 2 am: 8 mins before 4 am: my alarm:
Children are crafty bastards
nobody: pablo escobar in 1980s: SHARE A COke WITH America
Recommended for you Infinite Pain.. : Te: 39+ 45
Behind every meme I'm alone. There's a guy without social life trying to make you smile
WHY IS IT EMPTY
When any girl asks me if she's getting fat I can actually HEAR you getting fatter. RnR