11 pm: 2 am: 8 mins before 4 am: my alarm:..

The 4 stages of an 8 am lecture

Me: What should I do to improve my health? Doctor: Buy a bike and cut the carbohydrate Ме: deny.

Be prepared

Corona virus

your dog: plays with a random dog you and the other dog's owner: 8mem.es

When your best friend's parents say "you're not a guest anymore, you're family"

We are all with you.....

When you get home and someone's eaten up all the food you been thinking bout all day

My new favorite Photoshop genre: Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.

PRESIDENT AUSTRALIA A MAN IN SYDNEY IS COUGHING YES? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million a year?" Me:

That one molecule of Serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day

MY BOSS: YOU KNOW IT'S FORBIDDEN TO DRINK AT WORK?! ME: DON'T WORRY BOSS, I'M NOT WORKING

The teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do Me: Does it decide when I arrive Rodfan memes

11 pm: 2 am: 8 mins before 4 am: my alarm:.. - MemeRaid