Her:I sent you a video on whatsapp Me: I can't open it, no storage space left Her: Delete some memes then Me: emocazio add feld NKED CONTACTS contacts. Delete Contact Cancel
When she's a perfect 10 but asks what a me-me is I'm going to have to reject your advances.
When you pull down your pants and your underwear comes down with it
This speaks to me on many levels SAVE ENERGY How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left? ON OFF
Me, making weird faces under my mask in front of the cashier Brov Eye Lid
If the chair in your room was an actual person
Boys when get drunk: Girls when get drunk:
Ну Did you know you stole something from me when we met yesterday Sorry l'll return your wallet. <> > You stole my heart
ISEE HERE THATYOUVE BEEN ALOYAL CUSTOMER FOR 10YEARS! FLL JUST GO AHEAD AND INCREASE YOUR BILLINSTEAD OF GIVING YOU,THE SAME SWEET DEAL WE GIVE NEW CUSTOMERS,OK?
When I give you my phone to see a photo It means Don't swipe left Don't swipe right just see the photo and give my phone back
amanda "0.* pandemic or not, why do mfs stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line??
The good ol' days
Indian dude: blows into a weird pipe snake:
When you both say bye and
walk away in the same direction
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when u used to fight with your siblings over the tv
My cat: *doesn't want to eat* Me: *shakes the bowl a little* My cat: