Ordering pizza in 2020: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here
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When you both say bye and
walk away in the same direction
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"Stop being dramatic, it's just Country music." Me:
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When you enter an Adidas shop and you see your salary written on a pair of shoes
Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from a secret admirer. If she don't bring the flowers home.. She cheating fam OPer Men
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When you correctly guess the next song in shuffle play "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"
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Bikini?
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Underwear?
OMG! Don't look!
WHEN YOU TURN
AROUND AND A STUDENT IS
6IN AWAY FROM YOU INSTEAD OF 6FT