Upload by Memetron1337: Danielle Ivgi I'm first world poor which means I h..
Danielle Ivgi I'm first world poor which means I have a smartphone and a laptop just so I can go online and check that I have $5 left in my bank account.
Me in the shower trying to remember if I used the shampoo
When your mom types P on the url bar Son Mom Dad 10
True story
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with a solution
your dog: plays with a random dog
you and the other dog's owner:
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Your brain is the most important organ in your body according to the brain
AND LOOK AT ALL YOU HAVE DONE AND THEN LOOK AT YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED
No one: People who stand up too fast:
How to protect your home
in a zombie apocalypse
My Dad: I'm up by 4:30 every morning. You're gonna sleep your life away. My Dad at 6 pm:
Dealars Your sadness Me doing my best to make you smile 1 meme at a time.
Friend: Hey we have a pool, do you wan- Me:
How it feels working at a bank
When I was 6 My sister was half my age Now I'm 70 How old's my sister ? 35. Let's have a hard one next time please. 3h Me gusta Responder DO 440 Ver respuestas anteriores... It says half so half of 70 is 35. Wow. Go back to school guys.