Upload by Memesta: Me after turning off the bathroom light when my br..
Me after turning off the bathroom light when my brother is inside :
jordan uh oh... made my boss mad by using the vacation days my boss gave me
you're young again mom's making pancakes your friends are waiting for you on COD you wake up. You're alone in your cramped apartment with no one to talk to. You haven't seen mom in 4 years because she divorced and cut all ties. You still haven't made any friends at work because you're socially anxio
WHERE COUPLES WHO CALL EACH OTHER KING & QUEEN GO TO USE WIFI McDonald's
Friends: You free later tonight? Me: I got plans My plans:
At a work meeting when they say "we're more than a company, we're a family"
This dude married a rich old woman just
to travel around the world, and
quarantine begins :)
This cat is about to say something in Italian I
"Do you know this person?"
Direct deposit: *hits* My brain: we want something nice to eat
My left nostril: My right nostril:
When you get so drunk you
become a Disney princess.
When you see everyone going through drama, but you're antisocial so nothing be happening to you
Mom: Please behave while l'm gone Me: 7:59 F Yter Eght Oz made with mematic
Europe according to Americans: Commies and Vikings Vodka My Nessie The Weed and hookers Wtf? añcestors Queen Invasion Nazis Surrender Porn Vampires White basketball players Pizza Mexico Sparta Thanksgiving made withmematic Sand War Brazil
- so you finally had all that free time
you've been asking for?
- yes
- how much did you get done?
Phet Grid
aborteddreams
when you're laying in bed and you script a whole conversation in your head #Ston