Me: *stands up*
My dog:
You son of a bitch, I'm in
*happy doggo noises*
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Me: "I can only stay for one, I've got work tomorrow" Me at 3am:
TWISTED TEA HARD ICED FEA ORIGINAL Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Cranberry
Arnold Schwarzenegger getting dropped kick Who threw that piece of paper at me?
When your phone autocorrects to holy sit
When it feels like you've been at work for 7 hours then you look at the clock and it's only been 13 minutes..
When the substitute bus
driver takes a different turn
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Deceased heartbeat
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THE LOOK I GIVE MY WIFE
WHEN SHE IS ON THE
PHONE AND SAYS SURE
HE WILL BE RIGHT THERE!
When you accidentally hit restart instead of shutdown Uleyfrost999
When you're watching the news with your wife and it's about how a woman murdered her husband, and she says, "I wouldn't have gotten caught." Kermit. I wouldn't have gotten caught!