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When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself
Me getting a little hungry at midnight.
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my mom yelling at me that l'm a failure me with 10 cars, 12 boats, 10 houses and 10M on gta
when you look at someone and they make eye contact oldFusionLX but you want to establish dominance
Danielle Ivgi I'm first world poor which means I have a smartphone and a laptop just so I can go online and check that I have $5 left in my bank account.
When your girlfriend is arguing with her dad and she says "my boyfriend isn't scared of you!"
The 4 stages of an 8 am lecture
Her: I like guys who give me kinda the 100% choice alternatives Me: *opening youtube* How to Pick Up a Blue Chair Off the Ground alantutorial 5 anni fa · 1 MIn visualizza. 1:53 How to Pick Up a Non-Blue Chair if it Fell on the Ground Everyone's favorite Lo... 1 anno fa · 8.218 visualizz. 0:35 Meme
When your phone autocorrects to holy sit
Cop: ever been arrested? Dog: yeah for burying a bone Cop: where? Dog: in your mom Cop: THIS ISN'T A JOKE FLUFFY
Direct deposit: *hits* My brain: we want something nice to eat
When I was 6 My sister was half my age Now I'm 70 How old's my sister ? 35. Let's have a hard one next time please. 3h Me gusta Responder DO 440 Ver respuestas anteriores... It says half so half of 70 is 35. Wow. Go back to school guys.
When you ask her what's wrong and she says "nothing" but spends the rest of the day looking at you like this
When you gotta meet your girlfriend's
folks for the first time
When your mum calls your name for hours but you don't answer cuz you're playing an online game and she then decides to join via multiplayer
- so you finally had all that free time
you've been asking for?
- yes
- how much did you get done?
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