*holds one app to delete it* The rest of the apps:
Me: *closes notebook/book a little too hard* The papers on my desk:
When you refuse to pay $20 for snacks at the cinema VON GOTS GEADEN WI. HELMIN
WHEN SOMEONE
MESSES WITH YOU
11 pm: 2 am: 8 mins before 4 am: my alarm:
Happens probably right now
No excuse for a typo
"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million a year?" Me:
Switzerland during both World Wars | JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE FUN 1 ALABAMA A 58 AL 5-0 Sox >8:15 ET FORMULA 1 Jap ESPN Radio Tonight 1 AM E
Sir yes sir
Me: *visits Japan* Also me wondering if Godzilla was just a normal sized lizard: 頭上注意 頭 上 注 意 Mind y our head 京 R
How I thought my life would turn out in my early 20's vs how it's actually turned out
Travon Free The news network graphics guys when they have to spell "Niger" on screen.
society French fries normal potatoes
Her:I sent you a video on whatsapp Me: I can't open it, no storage space left Her: Delete some memes then Me: emocazio add feld NKED CONTACTS contacts. Delete Contact Cancel
i left you a surprise on your pillow omg no way i love u so much