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forget everything you learned in college, you won't need it working here but, I didn't go to college well then, you're unqualified for this job
Cit Hey, little girl, you like candy? I sure dol Cit Great! My nana made way too much! hailrian: darockeet | Biggest plot twist ever. I am crying
Start of Semester End of Semester Finals
Me looking back at the ATM afterwards to make sure that MF go back to the home screen... Igesupersaiyanpride
"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million a year?" Me:
Babe, I have to tell you somthing, I cheated on you once. me too 1 April Oe 18 july
me: i don't have no money crackheads watching me spend it:
MY BOSS: YOU KNOW IT'S FORBIDDEN TO DRINK AT WORK?! ME: DON'T WORRY BOSS, I'M NOT WORKING
When you broke something in front of guests Your mom's reaction] Your dad's reaction And you Sister's reaction
The groceries in my fridge watching me order delivery again
WHAT ARE YOUR SALARY EXPECTATIONS WHAT ARE YOUR SALARY RANGES TELL ME YOUR EXPECTATIONS SO WE CAN SEE IF YOU CAN FIT US TELL ME YOUR RANGES SOI CAN SEE IFIWANT TO PROCEED huno
Ah Yes Jeografi
That must hurt after a while
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when you look at someone and they make eye contact oldFusionLX but you want to establish dominance
When I die, I hope it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason