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I quit today e Hey, I'm quitting. How come? I just don't really like you guys no more I got a new job also so Each job requires a 2 week notice. This is extremely unprofessional on your part. Good luck eAcH jOb reQu- stfu you lucky you got a text tf Delivered

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When you hittin it from the back and you see little pieces of toilet paper but you ain't no quitter

*hits blunt* You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to touch that rock until the end of time

Them: Be cool, here comes your crush Me:

Nobody : My balls in this heat :

Fun Fact: Nothing starts with N and ends with G

When you finish the ice cream and start nibbling the wooden stick

What religion is this

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When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try

Me pretending to work when my manager walks by...

*holds one app to delete it* The rest of the apps:

When she's a perfect 10 but asks what a me-me is I'm going to have to reject your advances.