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My phone screen broke, maybe for the better Modern problems require modern solutions
When your co-worker asks a question that makes the meeting go on for 25 more minutes. estupidResumes
Friend: Hey we have a pool, do you wan- Me:
See a player
Panik
you killed the player
Kalm
but a player with a sniper trys to shoot you
Panik
You knew class was gonna be legit when the teacher rolled this big bitch in the room
Girls after finding out their
bestfriend is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out
their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Me laughing at my own joke before | even tell it
Childhood back then LEGO CREATOR 9+ 31120 WILD 1426 TM made with mematic Childhood now made with mematic
All orchestrated music sucks GEND OF SIMESONS VELDA PIRATES CTRIBBEAN SUPER MARIO GALAXY 615 Halo fans There is another SABC Star Treck Interstelar Civilization V Indiana Jones Harry Potter The Lord of The Rings Amlajoke to you?
WHITE BLACK ASIAN GAY STRAIGHT People who put items they don't want in the wrong section at the supermarket
My cats when the vet gives them a pill My cats when | (try to) give them a pill
When you wake up in the middle of the night dehydrated looking for water
Who wants to stop climate change? Who wants to change their lifestyle?
Me in the shower trying to remember if I used the shampoo
Other people in the morning My first one hour in morning
WHEN YOUR KIDS SCHOOL CALLS AND THEY SUGGEST SPECIAL ED AS AN OPTION. BUT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THEIR HOMEWORK FOR THEM.
Cop: ever been arrested? Dog: yeah for burying a bone Cop: where? Dog: in your mom Cop: THIS ISN'T A JOKE FLUFFY