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When you're walking downstairs and accidentally step two steps down
Him: Are you still mad? I brought you food. Her: From where?
Earth: *Wins Miss Universe Again* The rest of the universe: Am la joke to you?
When the groupchat is in crisis but you kinda like the drama
When any girl asks me if she's getting fat I can actually HEAR you getting fatter. RnR
me trying to find my place in this world > 300-316 318-328 317 Sate
5 year old me telling my dog that if he speaksto me l'll keep the secret Мydog
I quit today e Hey, I'm quitting. How come? I just don't really like you guys no more I got a new job also so Each job requires a 2 week notice. This is extremely unprofessional on your part. Good luck eAcH jOb reQu- stfu you lucky you got a text tf Delivered
Very healthy
Girls have a hard time choosing where to eat, because the last time they chose, they doomed all of humanity.
WHEN SOMEONE
MESSES WITH YOU
Did you realize that God could
have created a Girlfriend for
himself but he didn't ? God was
avoiding something
Rodfan memes
When I was 6 My sister was half my age Now I'm 70 How old's my sister ? 35. Let's have a hard one next time please. 3h Me gusta Responder DO 440 Ver respuestas anteriores... It says half so half of 70 is 35. Wow. Go back to school guys.