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when you're sleeping but someone keeps talking to you
How to protect your home
in a zombie apocalypse
At the cinema with my Mum I want some No they're too expensive! snacks! At the cinema with my Dad ORN CORN DOP I know. Dad this is gonna cost 30 bucks.
Nobody: Dollar Tree cashiers: Nineteen At
When I die, I hope it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason
When you wake up in the middle of the night dehydrated looking for water
when someone u don't like tries to make a
joke
society Isn't nuclear the safest energy source? Yup. And it's carbon free? Yup. And it runs constantly so it is not dependent on weather/ time of day? TALI That makes sense to me. And it's cheaper than all fossil fuels when it's a long time investment? Ocould see that. And nuclear waste is safely st
Friends: You free later tonight? Me: I got plans My plans:
We are all with you.....
the guy behind me in the self checkout lane Me trying to scan my bananas
eating really nasty food at someones house This is good FX
When a good person comes into your life at the wrong time
70 year old man going to the mall at 7am people rushing to work
Doctor: don't worry the X-ray is
completely harmless.
The doctor when you're getting the X-ray
entermemes.com
A moment of silence
BLACK Astany Bas Leskst FLEX APE Not knowing what to wear Me The same black hoodie I've been wearing for 5 years