When your cat disappear from ur house for two days and come back eregnant D net prepaet
fax tho
When you sneeze 3 times in a row and
they say "shut the fuck up" instead of
"bless you"
www.
When you lie on your application but get the job anyway
When you're watching porn
together and she picks "Horny
gf gets gang banged by bf's
friends while he's at work"
Old white man calls you son Southern woman calls you honey Black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love Crusader calls you Brother Russian calls you comrade
When you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking
Friends: You free later tonight? Me: I got plans My plans:
Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me, we weren't there. We don't know what happened.
WHEN I HIT MY SMALL TOE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AND IT DOESN'T HURT WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIÉ
Activity 3: Brainstorm verbs. What do you like to do with your friends and family? Complete the sentences below with action verbş like jump', 'dive', float' or'swim 1. I like to mOVe it Moveit 2. I ike toMOve it MOvetf Moveit move 3. I ike to it 4. Ilike toMove if! 4. I like tol Activity 4: Identif
This the greatest Halloween decoration l've ever seen... THOSE TEENAGERS DESERVED IT CHANGE OUR MINDS
your dog: plays with a random dog
you and the other dog's owner:
8mem.es