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WHY IS IT EMPTY

We all did

Food:*Drops* Me:*Picks it up in 4.98 sec* Bacteria: IS. CACHET

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The reason a deer's eyes are on the side of its head

"Where should we eat?" Me: Meme's MEXICAN RESTAURANT bonkers4memes LEAVE YOUR HOPES AND OREAMS AT THE DOOR ER

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WHEN I HIT MY SMALL TOE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AND IT DOESN'T HURT WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIÉ

When your mum calls your name for hours but you don't answer cuz you're playing an online game and she then decides to join via multiplayer

WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOU

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ME TO ME: DON'T STUDY THAT TOPIC IT WON'T COME UP IN THE EXAM. *READ THE FIRST QUESTION* unny IG

THE LOOK I GIVE MY WIFE WHEN SHE IS ON THE PHONE AND SAYS SURE HE WILL BE RIGHT THERE!

"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million a year?" Me:

WHEN THE TEACHER IS YELLING AT SOMEONE AND YOU TRY NOT TO LAUGH