IF THE EARTH IS FLAT Why am I like this: And not like this?
mom: i gonna delete all your games me: watching her delete the desktop icons
Losing power at work.... But you're an electrician.
f(x) f(x) u/Kebablite NAKHNORRT
When you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking
consider this as a warning
ArquI "WHO TOOK MY?!!!! ohh found it"
ISEE HERE THATYOUVE BEEN ALOYAL CUSTOMER FOR 10YEARS! FLL JUST GO AHEAD AND INCREASE YOUR BILLINSTEAD OF GIVING YOU,THE SAME SWEET DEAL WE GIVE NEW CUSTOMERS,OK?
Me thinking I shook enough The last drop of pee My boxers
The internet would be less toxic if people had to use their real names and real faces
Highest level of friendzone achieved
when you first start texting someone new and they randomly ask you to call them
Them: Be cool, here comes your crush Me:
This is the kind of inspirational message thatI need JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TRASH DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO GREAT THINGS. IT IS CALLED GARBAGE CAN, NOT GARBAGE CANNOT.
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep" Me: Bu
Her: I only date bad boys Me: JACSONVIL pepsi CLAS