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When you wake up late but you still manage to roll into work on time...

Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from a secret admirer. If she don't bring the flowers home.. She cheating fam OPer Men

When the cheese on the Big Mac don't melt.. ND ACE

When you're wearing socks and you step into something wet

Me: *bites ice cream with front and bottom teeth* My nervous system: made with mematic

She: I bet he's thinking of other girls He: Europeans using VPNS to post memes are memigrants

How come all the time

Don't worry ma'am, we'll find your missing daughter

When an electrician is disturbed to sleep

Guacamole right | By the time your after you make it guests arrive

High schooler: l'd kill for college tuition US military recruiters: u/beakf You will?

Behind every meme I'm alone. There's a guy without social life trying to make you smile

Me: "I can only stay for one, I've got work tomorrow" Me at 3am:

When someone gives you their opinion so you start looking for where you asked them for it FO SAKEBOYSVIDEDS