Upload by Cornholio: Baby: * Doesn't want food*
Parent: What if it soun..
Baby: * Doesn't want food*
Parent: What if it sounded
like a Choo Choo train?
Baby:
You son of a bitch, I'm in
When you get a degree in both Psychology and Reverse-Psychology so you learn nothing IQ
What school tries to turn us into: What school actually turns us into:
Her: Ruin my childhood Me: Ralph isn't Chief Wiggum's son Her:
TWISTED TEA HARD ICED FEA ORIGINAL Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Cranberry
When you text someone something mildly offensive as a joke but now they've been typing out a response for the past 30 minutes:
FRANK FRANK, MAN, YOU'RE ALIVE I JUST... I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU. OH FRANK I'M SO RELIEVED.
Imagine if this COVID outbreak happened 10 years ago
All orchestrated music sucks GEND OF SIMESONS VELDA PIRATES CTRIBBEAN SUPER MARIO GALAXY 615 Halo fans There is another SABC Star Treck Interstelar Civilization V Indiana Jones Harry Potter The Lord of The Rings Amlajoke to you?
Friends: You free later tonight? Me: I got plans My plans:
9 year old me when my mum says I can have one more sip of my juice box before dinner: SunRype pure
My hope and dreams My Salary
people don't even say "bless you" anymore, they just look at you like this O
*me, sleeping peacefully* My cat at 3am:
*says something in German* NAZI *more ger- Me Me YOU ARE A NAZI DO YOυ HATE JEWS My friends Me Me made with mematic